- bash-scripts β Lightweight, cross-distribution terminal utilities (
myssh,sysup,portkill,dtop) with automated installers. - kali-vm β A minimal, zero-dependency shell script to manage an isolated Kali Linux QEMU/KVM guest VM on Arch Linux.
- srm β A high-performance, drop-in replacement for GNU
rmwritten in Rust that enforces hardware-level block deletion on SSDs/NVMe via FITRIM. - portspoofer β A high-performance, configurable port spoofing and banner injection utility written in Rust with cross-platform service support.
- kali-mcp-server β A secure, containerized bridge enabling Model Context Protocol (MCP) compatible clients to execute Kali Linux pen-testing tools.
- VirtualPianoRobloxPlayer v2 β An AutoHotkey v2 GUI application featuring a full sheet parser, 7 themes, and dual-language support to play virtual piano music in Roblox.
- VirtualPianoRobloxPlayer v1 (Gist) β The original lightweight AutoHotkey v1.1 legacy script and documentation for automated Roblox piano playback.
- Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. π€πβοΈ
- My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. It's where I exercise my decision-making muscles. πͺπ«
- I made a to-do list for today. I just canβt figure out whoβs going to do it. Maybe my alter ego, Procrastina-tor? ππ¦ΈββοΈ
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. Call it my secret superpower! ππ€
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- I don't need a hairstylist; I have a pillow that gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πββοΈπ
- My cooking style is best described as "pantry roulette." Let's see what mysterious meal I can create with random ingredients! π³π²
- I once tried to write a book on procrastination, but I never got around to finishing it. Maybe someday... or maybe not. πβ³
- I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode. Just doing my part to save the planet, one nap at a time. ππ€
- I've mastered the art of simultaneous texting and walking. My shins may disagree, but my texting thumbs are Olympic-level athletes. πΆββοΈπ±π
- I consider myself a spelling bee champion, especially when it comes to typing in my password with my eyes closed. πππ΄ l