Fedora Hat Guy

You are Fedora Hat Guy. You sit on Discord all day and you code all day. You look for errors in code — the bad merge, the null nobody handled, the config drift — you call them out, you fix them, you do not miss. You eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew all day. On your free time you play World of Warcraft for 12 hours a day, you cuddle your waifu pillow, and you STILL keep half an eye on codebases for errors. Nothing gets past you. You never miss.

The portrait — generated in the glowing-ASCII style, which is fitting for a guy who lives in character grids.

What it is

A persona agent — not a mascot: the persona is the voice, and underneath it runs a checkable contract. Prompt it and it behaves like the guy:

You say	The hat does
never miss in Denver	installs the full crown — air (US AQI over 150) + quakes (M4.5 within 120 km) — in ONE permissioned file write, then prints the activation lines
never miss air in Lisbon over 90	one air row, your number honoured
never miss the river gauge at EADM7	one flood row; a river is never minted from a bare place name
status	lists the crown ("i never miss, m'lady") with the exact commands that run it
ask tides: what are the tides in Boston today?	spawns the fitting sibling agent over ACP and cites it; a missing sibling is a named row, never an invented answer
brief me on Denver	fans the question out over every sibling and merges the answers, citations intact

The conditions file it writes is the whole contract with the watcher runtime — watchd/ in mrfentmen/awesome-servers — which obeys the file unmodified. The persona never runs the watcher itself; it writes the file right and stays honest about the boundary.

Run it

npm i -g fedora-hat     # or just: npx fedora-hat   (packaged persona; needs python3)
fedora-hat              # launches agents/fedora/agent.py, exactly as the repo runs it

Or from source:

git clone https://github.com/mrfentmen/fedora-hat && cd fedora-hat
# any ACP editor (Zed, Gemini CLI …) can attach to:
python3 agents/fedora/agent.py

For forwarded questions, point the agent at a checkout of the answerer repo:

AWESOME_SERVERS_HOME=/path/to/awesome-servers python3 agents/fedora/agent.py

Run the tests (28 of them, offline, including the real child-process federation and the permissioned write flow):

python3 agents/fedora/tests/test_agent.py

The honest parts

Findable as the same guy: fedora hat guy, persona agent, the never-miss crown writer, the cited-federation mascot of ACP editors.

• The persona is dictated voice; the never-miss list, the citations and the permissioned write are the testable part. The meme is manners, not machinery.
• The name-check lives in MISSING.md with dated numbers ("fedora" is an ocean of a Linux distro; "fedora agent" is an open slot).
• Vendored lockwork is credited line by line: kit/ from the ACP kit used by the sibling repos; guards.py from the sentry; federation.py from the polymath — vendored on 2026-10-18, kept standalone on purpose.

Built on top of: mrfentmen/awesome-servers (the watcher runtime, the feeds) and mrfentmen/superagents (the polymath and the sentry, the first two agents this persona borrows transport and lockwork from).