I am J. Kirchartz, a senior web developer with 20 years of experience. I build, repair, and extend web sites & make interactive multimedia with elegant code.
Front end and design
- Semantic HTML, CSS, Sass, PostCSS, and JavaScript
- React
- Accessibility and web standards
- B.S. in Interactive Multimedia Design Legacy systems
- I worked on a large, old Perl application for five years.
- I wrote middleware, added new features, and fixed bugs.
- I replaced jQuery with ES2015+ JavaScript in the front end. Back end and servers
- Node.js, Python, PHP, and Bash
- SQL (Postgres, MariaDB, MySQL) and MongoDB
- Ansible, Vagrant, and Git
- Linux (Debian, Ubuntu, Fedora, CentOS, Arch) WordPress
- WordPress with the Roots stack (Bedrock and Sage)
- ACF, WooCommerce Also
- Technical writing and documentation
- A/B testing
- Teacher and peer tutor
- Hardware repair and soldering
Open to: freelance and consulting work, and team roles with excellent communication skills.
- Analog Arbitator of Anticipated Anarchy,
- Baccalaureate Beautifier of Bountiful Bugs in Beta,
- Courageous Conjurer of Clear Communications,
- Dastardly Dare-Devil Devouring Delightful Digital Delicacies,
- Eponymous Elevator of Enlightenment, evoking a
- Frightless Finesse for Fickle Finagling,
- Grateful Guarantor of Gargantuan Geekery,
- Hacker Handyman for Hire,
- Intermittent Idiotic Idea Imitator, always a
- Justified Jester jelling Jamborees with Judicious Judgement
- Knight of the Keyboard,
- Loquacious Lecturer at the Lemma of Life-Long Learning,
- Mindful Maker of Majestic Madness
- Nice Nature-loving Neighbor Navigating Nebulous Networks
- Ordinary Ossifier of Occult Options
- Prescient Punk at the Precipice of Paradise
- Quizzical Querent of Quirky Quandaries with a Queue of Quagmires
- Real Reliable Resource for Responsive and Respectful Rapport and Repartee
- Stunningly Successful at Simplifying the Sesquipedalianism
- Tenacious tinkerer testing tempting technologies
- urgently understanding unusual urges,
- voiding volatile waranties as a
- wonderfully weird Word-nerd wontonly winning with Wit and Wisdom
- with a xenophilic excitement and
- yearning for yesterday's
- zealous zeniths.
