I'm Astoris. I build backends and Discord bots - right now Rostra, an all-in-one moderation and automod bot, and argus, which adds Prometheus/OpenTelemetry metrics to discord.py. Mostly Python and TypeScript, with some Go, deployed on AWS, Cloudflare, and Porter.run.
I care about services that stay up and APIs that are boring to use. Still learning a lot of this as I go.
building -> rostra - an all-in-one discord bot
also -> argus - prometheus/otel metrics for discord.py
learning -> observability: opentelemetry + prometheusedited by hand whenever this changes.
mostly Python and TypeScript these days.
rank and a year of activity - rendered to a static SVG every 12h by a GitHub Action (no view-time API calls, so it always loads). see .github/workflows/metrics.yml.
languages by share of bytes across every repo (this profile repo is skipped - it's HTML and takes an automated commit each week).
regenerated every 6h by a GitHub Action. see .github/workflows/snake.yml.
Aegis TypeScript
Self-hosted SaaS access governance: an explainable access graph for identities, entitlements, reviews, evidence, and governed workflows. It is intentionally read-only in v1.
URSA Kotlin
A native, privacy-first Android companion for Uptime Kuma. It delivers real-time monitor status, heartbeat history, and FOSS push notifications without Firebase or a relay.
Rostra TypeScript
An all-in-one Discord platform for moderation, server security, automod, tickets, applications, and community features — built as a fast, sharded service.
argus Python
Operational Prometheus and OpenTelemetry for discord.py: one-line instrumentation for latency, command timings, gateway health, cache stats, and a live dashboard.
"Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming." - Brian Kernighan
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$ cat .bashrc | tail -n 1
alias plz='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'function cd() { builtin cd "$@" && ls; }
# small, sharp, quiet. like the rest of this readme.$ man astoris
NAME
astoris - backend developer, mild procrastination habit
SYNOPSIS
astoris [--building <service>] [--debugging <query>]
[--avoiding <orm>] [--shipping? eventually]
DESCRIPTION
Builds backends. APIs, databases, and the pipes between them.
Takes longer than estimated. Produces honest output.
No unnecessary abstractions. No ceremony.
FILES
~/astoris/permanent-portfolio the canonical site
~/astoris/.config/philosophy.md keep it boring in prod
~/astoris/.config/api-design.md say what you do, do what you say
BUGS
procrastinates. see ISSUES.md (eventually).
occasionally over-indexes on query optimization.
SEE ALSO
astoris.dev(7), postgresql(1), github(7), coffee(1)
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drop me a line: [email protected] - subject line 0b1 for priority.
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